UPDATE: I’m redesigning it again…

Hi. This is a temporary post to introduce you to the new design of CandidTam.com. I have so much stuff to put up here that it’s been overwhelming.

It looks like I’m gonna have to redesign this thing again. My problem is I don’t want to just lackadaisically post willy-nilly. I’m going to do this shit in digests to access in bundled archives which means, as cute as I made this first design… it’s going to change again. I hope it’s not going to be such a technical pain in the ass like the last one was but while this thing just sits here, enjoy my few updates to keep it from being completely stagnate.

I am deleting this post as soon as I can get this site strategically figured out but I did leave a handful of things up to click around on.This site is going to be a combination of satirical opine and honest investigative work. I’m interested in breaking some balls and if I get paid in the process fine. If not, sorry about your luck because I’m breaking your balls on actual issues and not based on pay to play rules.

I spent a while building this off the original Tarski theme and it fits for now. I’m in the process of transferring previous opines, articles, research, and fluff that I feel fits the ball breaker and satire theme. When I get that figured out then I’ll work on the logistics of how to structure the publication without turning it into clutter. It’s a big task. One that is taking a back seat to a few other endeavors at the moment. Anyway – there is more to come. Thanks.

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“History books teach that Indians were murderers — is it murder to fight in self-defense? Indians killed white men because white men took their lands, ruined their hunting grounds, burned their forests, destroyed their buffalo. White men penned our people on reservations, then took away the reservations. White men who rise to protect their property are called patriots — Indians who do the same are called murderers.”

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I wonder what Darwin and Thornstein Veblen would have to say on this topic of “Economic Darwinism.”

I had someone say they favor Wal-Mart because it represents “Economic Darwinism” which got me thinking about wtf this even means. Here’s my take…

If the definition of “Economic Darwinism” is survival of the fittest business then by that definition where does Wal-Mart fit in to the definition of survival when compared to all sectors?

To survive is to live or exist in spite of danger or hardship. What sort of danger or hardship does Wal-Mart suffer from? What exactly constitutes for hardship and danger for the elite world population/resources exploiting billionaires?

Wal-Mart doesn’t operate to “survive.” They operate to saturate and to intentionally monopolize. Who then operates to survive? I guess that would be the small business. Mom and pop businesses are in business designed to promote survival, to feed a family, to pay a mortgage, to send some kids to school.

On another note Darwinism is the study of biological beings and a change in their genetics. It’s something you have no control over and you have no choice but to cope with it.

“Economic Darwinism” sounds like some fundamentalist’s fabulously concocted excuse to be greedy without having any remorse. Business is not a biological thing and therefore it can be controlled. Darwinism describes a biological change “Economic Darwinism” describes what? A feeling of entitlement? They’re not even the same damn thing!

Saying Wal-Mart V. small business is an acceptable example of “Economic Darwinism” is like saying, “It’s perfectly acceptable to wipe out a whole community because I like money.”

What a despicable thing to be arguing for.

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I present to you, my sad attempt at drawing and stuff.
Jonny’s Neighbor – A first (and possibly last) cartoon by Candid Tam.

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Earlier this week some Chinese asshole driving a 65,000 ton coal filled barge thought it would be a wise move to drive his freighter into the Great Barrier Reef.
Now the barge is stuck, leaking oil into the surrounding pristine waters and destroying one of the few international treasures left in the world.

Thanks China. I love this cheap-ass philosophy of profit over existence. It seems you’ve figured out the quickest means to killing everything living that would be there to pay you your $60 bn contracts. Maybe when no one is alive enough to pay you, you’ll see the error of your ways. Assholes.

Australia, you’re not off the hook either. You’re just lucky no one’s publishing any names to add to the shit list yet.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/06/great-barrier-reef-ship-aground

The Queensland premier, Anna Bligh, has said the ship’s owner, Shenzhen Energy – a subsidiary of the Chinese shipping giant Cosco, which has allegedly been involved in three major international incidents in four years – could face a fine of up to $A1m (£600,000) for straying from a shipping lane that is currently used by some 6,000 cargo vessels each year.

Additional info on the turd buckets: Shenzhen Energy

Whois query for sec.com.cn…

Results returned from whois.cnnic.net.cn:

Domain Name: sec.com.cn
ROID: 20021209s10011s00100526-cn
Domain Status: ok
Registrant Organization: 深圳市能源集团有限公司
Registrant Name: 李遒
Administrative Email: liqiu@sec.com.cn
Sponsoring Registrar: 北京新网数码信息技术有限公司
Name Server:ns.xinnetdns.com
Name Server:ns.xinnet.cn
Registration Date: 1997-12-17 00:00
Expiration Date: 2012-12-17 00:00

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Bringing it back, that’s right. This treasure is from the Strong Bad email shorts trove, among other lulz inducing goodies, @ the beloved homestarrunner site. Don’t tell me you’ve already forgotten about homestarrunner?! Sacrilege! (***Sniffle*** These were the good days of int3rn3ts.)

This is one of my favorite Strong Bad shorts but most importantly, my all time favorite Children’s Boooo’k.

SFW mainly depending on if your boss is or isn’t a dick .

click the pict. for the short
Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
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Examining Arne

After working with Arne and his staff pre-Obama, I have to say he was my least favorite person to be chosen to head up the Nation’s Education. When Arne left the Chicago schools were just barely staying afloat. Now that he’s gone – there isn’t much change in any direction here. What does that say about Mr. Duncan?

Mr. Duncan’s professional life started playing Ivy League basketball, you know – he endeavored to be a super privileged jock but ended up in education when he (I think) injured himself, says a lot about his ability to prioritize responsibly. Privileged jock dreams transferred into political administration and all.
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High Rise Spiders

Backdated May 30th, 2009:

For anyone whose ever wondered how giant spiders make it to the top of all Chicago’s buildings and, what type of nasty bastards they are… I have three so far this season and will be “brooming” the hell out of their webs.

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Unfortunately the Vitalic mix isn’t a sole music track on here – this isn’t a “video” video – but if you love the DGP then you need to “go ahead” on and play this loud!!!

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