Old Stuff to Keep


You can’t fax glitter.

I just wasted a whole Wednesday making this for the internet. Enjoy it, fuckers. read more

Either Update it or Fuck it

Ol' McDonald

The “Go Vote” Rant

The “Go Vote” Rant By: Whiskey Tango, 2013 ::Here’s your disclaimer. If you don’t like “potty language,” it’s probably time to become an adult. If that hasn’t happened yet the you should avoid a very poignant piece on why you … read more

New Stuff To Organize


Ode to Ferguson: You Can’t.

You Can’t You can’t have your right to vote. You can’t have a private hope. You can’t be fairly represented. You can’t be reasonably suspected. You can’t have due process. You can’t have true justice. You can’t have your right to … read more