Baby Boomer Boners

Oh I’m sorry Bo(eh)ner … go ahead and finish your thought….

You were saying that the rich a-holes who lied to us about WMD, who are leading another less publicized Vietnam in Afghanistan, who collapsed fair standards in media to squash dissent, the people who sent all the jobs overseas & keep their billions in Swiss Bank Accounts & got us into the Goldman Sachs mimicking Enron sort of economic slaughter deserve a tax break?

By all means …

Seriously wtf Ohio … Baby Boomers? Howdy Doody is dead and no one cares.

It’s just the bee’s knees having the “white male with a 50’s sense of Manifest Destiny” mentality isn’t it?

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The Tea Party Promise:

*** Disclaimer: In no way am I implying that that poor dude is in any part of the Tea Party. He lives in a ruthless and fucked up community that represents the dystopia the Tea Party (the GOP and Libertarians) envision for this country but I have no clue what his party affiliation, if there is any, is.

*** ALSO if this shirt ever sold – I’d give at least half the proceeds to him and his family.

*** Lastly, if you’ve missed out what any of this is in reference too then here you go:

Laissez Fire: TN Firefighters Watch Home Burn To The Ground Because Homeowner Forgot To Pay Fee

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CT: ugh
CT: all gov candidates here suck
CT: not any better than illinois i am sure
CT: fucking three batshit crazy libertarians
CT: one GOP zobie whore
CT: and one “Democrat”
CT: zombie*

F: go with the nutjobs

CT: they’re ALL nuts

F: no i mean the really crazy teabagger types

CT: haha ill go with the no women’s rights – no gay’s rights – no poverty rights – no health care – no budget for public education
CT: no nothing

F: i think of it like electing a crackhead
F: it should be amusing

CT: somewhere down the line someone forgot to explain to these assholes what Democracy is …
CT: fair rights for all
CT: nope
CT: they don’t get it AT ALL

F: i think if they get elected they will do something completely ridiculous
F: or say a bunch of stupid shit
F: thus discrediting themselves, their party, their party’s platform etc etc
F: it will also make life hell for the regular bureaucrats
F: right now they have it easy
F: they can just be anti-everything
F: and rabblerouse
F: but if they get elected and actually have to do anything
F: comedy gold!

CT: >_<

F: theyre more powerful on the outside i think
F: they can protest and hoot and holler

CT: they’re bat-shit crazy – like Kim Jong Iil – is what they are

CT: i love how this makes sense
CT: somehow in their brain
CT: Eliminate
b) Education (K-12)
CT: lol
CT: fer real!
CT: this shit is like
CT: blows my damn mind
F: they dont need no fancy book-learnin

CT: Eliminate
h) Welfare
CT: yep
CT: it’s easy to forget what subgroup of humans you’ve spent 400 years ass raping and forcing poverty down their throats
CT: only like what… 30 or so years after the fact
CT: no sense of social responsibility at all
CT: let me drive the proverbial car of society into a wall drunk and kill a shit ton of people in the process get out and walk home without thinking about it ever again
CT: libertarians are retarded

F: they like guns

CT: well fuck!

F: gotta give em that

CT: I like guns!

F: theyre alright with dope too

CT: haha they’re all right with everything the government hates
basically
CT: if you made breathing air something the government was pro choice on
CT: they’d be all like … “oh fuck no we don’t need to breath air! just because big fucking brother tells us too means it’s the worst thing possible for us!”
CT: the libertarian parties slogan should be: “We are the group of adults who never outgrew our teenage angst. Let’s smoke dope together and hate everything that stands for authority and law in the world maaaan.”
CT: and then Christine ODonnell would come out dressed in leaves and dirt playing a pagan tune on her recorder flute…
CT: and would caste spells of power on all of us

CT: you know the more i think about it – the Libertarians are starting to sound a lot like the Scientologists

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The Stigma

The Stigma
By Tamara Westfall
Life After Hate Publications

Nobody wants to say outright that victims of domestic violence are socially shameful and completely unacceptable, but the conviction is still there. Having your personal growth and perception of the world twisted like a rag at the hands of a sociopath is a popular taboo. It’s a stigma by which victims live with every single day of their lives. But this is the sort of thing we just don’t talk about at the dinner table.

The stigma of domestic violence carries a variation of hefty costs. It can take a toll on livelihoods by complicating careers. It can block out detrimental social networks. Even a decade after the actual acts of violence have passed on, the stigma of domestic violence can destroy a self-image and completely incapacitate any sort of will to survive. I should know, everyday I am a survivor.

Read the rest of this story.

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“History books teach that Indians were murderers — is it murder to fight in self-defense? Indians killed white men because white men took their lands, ruined their hunting grounds, burned their forests, destroyed their buffalo. White men penned our people on reservations, then took away the reservations. White men who rise to protect their property are called patriots — Indians who do the same are called murderers.”

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I wonder what Darwin and Thornstein Veblen would have to say on this topic of “Economic Darwinism.”

I had someone say they favor Wal-Mart because it represents “Economic Darwinism” which got me thinking about wtf this even means. Here’s my take…

If the definition of “Economic Darwinism” is survival of the fittest business then by that definition where does Wal-Mart fit in to the definition of survival when compared to all sectors?

To survive is to live or exist in spite of danger or hardship. What sort of danger or hardship does Wal-Mart suffer from? What exactly constitutes for hardship and danger for the elite world population/resources exploiting billionaires?

Wal-Mart doesn’t operate to “survive.” They operate to saturate and to intentionally monopolize. Who then operates to survive? I guess that would be the small business. Mom and pop businesses are in business designed to promote survival, to feed a family, to pay a mortgage, to send some kids to school.

On another note Darwinism is the study of biological beings and a change in their genetics. It’s something you have no control over and you have no choice but to cope with it.

“Economic Darwinism” sounds like some fundamentalist’s fabulously concocted excuse to be greedy without having any remorse. Business is not a biological thing and therefore it can be controlled. Darwinism describes a biological change “Economic Darwinism” describes what? A feeling of entitlement? They’re not even the same damn thing!

Saying Wal-Mart V. small business is an acceptable example of “Economic Darwinism” is like saying, “It’s perfectly acceptable to wipe out a whole community because I like money.”

What a despicable thing to be arguing for.

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I present to you, my sad attempt at drawing and stuff.
Jonny’s Neighbor – A first (and possibly last) cartoon by Candid Tam.

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Earlier this week some Chinese asshole driving a 65,000 ton coal filled barge thought it would be a wise move to drive his freighter into the Great Barrier Reef.
Now the barge is stuck, leaking oil into the surrounding pristine waters and destroying one of the few international treasures left in the world.

Thanks China. I love this cheap-ass philosophy of profit over existence. It seems you’ve figured out the quickest means to killing everything living that would be there to pay you your $60 bn contracts. Maybe when no one is alive enough to pay you, you’ll see the error of your ways. Assholes.

Australia, you’re not off the hook either. You’re just lucky no one’s publishing any names to add to the shit list yet.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/06/great-barrier-reef-ship-aground

The Queensland premier, Anna Bligh, has said the ship’s owner, Shenzhen Energy – a subsidiary of the Chinese shipping giant Cosco, which has allegedly been involved in three major international incidents in four years – could face a fine of up to $A1m (£600,000) for straying from a shipping lane that is currently used by some 6,000 cargo vessels each year.

Additional info on the turd buckets: Shenzhen Energy

Whois query for sec.com.cn…

Results returned from whois.cnnic.net.cn:

Domain Name: sec.com.cn
ROID: 20021209s10011s00100526-cn
Domain Status: ok
Registrant Organization: 深圳市能源集团有限公司
Registrant Name: 李遒
Administrative Email: liqiu@sec.com.cn
Sponsoring Registrar: 北京新网数码信息技术有限公司
Name Server:ns.xinnetdns.com
Name Server:ns.xinnet.cn
Registration Date: 1997-12-17 00:00
Expiration Date: 2012-12-17 00:00

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Bringing it back, that’s right. This treasure is from the Strong Bad email shorts trove, among other lulz inducing goodies, @ the beloved homestarrunner site. Don’t tell me you’ve already forgotten about homestarrunner?! Sacrilege! (***Sniffle*** These were the good days of int3rn3ts.)

This is one of my favorite Strong Bad shorts but most importantly, my all time favorite Children’s Boooo’k.

SFW mainly depending on if your boss is or isn’t a dick .

click the pict. for the short

Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
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