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P: well i found some really nice luggage
P: but its $$$
P: =/

CT: just go to target and get cheap shit
CT: thats what i did
CT: ;)

P: yea the bag i’m looking at is $180 on Amazon, marked down from $400

CT: damn even $180 is a chunk of change
CT: i mean
CT: it’s going to die as fast as any other luggage

P: in theory it won’t
P: travelpro is what crews use
P: almost exclusively
P: it’s supposed to be very durable
P: and well made

CT: well then
CT: if my cheap bag lasted 7 to 8 years
CT: in theory
CT: youll never have to buy another piece of luggage

P: hehe
P: yea
P: it’s at Macy’s for $400 so I guess I’ll go look at it tomorrow

CT: you’re not going to buy it for $400?!

P: no no
P: i’ll go look at it at macy’s
P: and if i want it, buy it on amzn

CT: i think i would have to sit on your feet
CT: u r forbidden to spend that kind of cash
CT: on luggage

P: this is what married life will be like
P: =P

CT: =)
CT: “ohhh nooo!!!”
CT: “tam’s making me save money”
CT: “ahhhhh!”
CT: but $400 is like wtf stab my face since you can get 8 years out of $30 target shit

P: yeah
P: $400 would still be a bargain for really high end luggage like tumi
P: it all retails for $600+
P: i looked at some of it at nordstrom rack
P: its nice stuff
P: but not $600 nice

CT: …
CT: who ever pays that kind of money for luggage is begging to have someone push them into a brick wall
CT: i would beat someone’s ass
CT: you know there are starving children in the u.s. right?
CT: you just spent $600 on a fucking bag
CT: while people are starving
CT: therefore you get my boot up your ass

P: hehe
P: its supposed to be very high quality and well made, but i dont know

CT: $600 = high quality? high quality at that price better mean when i ask for a martini and a scone that bag better grow some fucking legs and get to mixing and serving me as well as carry my clothes

P: hehe

CT: fer illz

CT: ugh
CT: all gov candidates here suck
CT: not any better than illinois i am sure
CT: fucking three batshit crazy libertarians
CT: one GOP zobie whore
CT: and one “Democrat”
CT: zombie*

F: go with the nutjobs

CT: they’re ALL nuts

F: no i mean the really crazy teabagger types

CT: haha ill go with the no women’s rights – no gay’s rights – no poverty rights – no health care – no budget for public education
CT: no nothing

F: i think of it like electing a crackhead
F: it should be amusing

CT: somewhere down the line someone forgot to explain to these assholes what Democracy is …
CT: fair rights for all
CT: nope
CT: they don’t get it AT ALL

F: i think if they get elected they will do something completely ridiculous
F: or say a bunch of stupid shit
F: thus discrediting themselves, their party, their party’s platform etc etc
F: it will also make life hell for the regular bureaucrats
F: right now they have it easy
F: they can just be anti-everything
F: and rabblerouse
F: but if they get elected and actually have to do anything
F: comedy gold!

CT: >_<

F: theyre more powerful on the outside i think
F: they can protest and hoot and holler

CT: they’re bat-shit crazy – like Kim Jong Iil – is what they are

CT: i love how this makes sense
CT: somehow in their brain
CT: Eliminate
b) Education (K-12)
CT: lol
CT: fer real!
CT: this shit is like
CT: blows my damn mind
F: they dont need no fancy book-learnin

CT: Eliminate
h) Welfare
CT: yep
CT: it’s easy to forget what subgroup of humans you’ve spent 400 years ass raping and forcing poverty down their throats
CT: only like what… 30 or so years after the fact
CT: no sense of social responsibility at all
CT: let me drive the proverbial car of society into a wall drunk and kill a shit ton of people in the process get out and walk home without thinking about it ever again
CT: libertarians are retarded

F: they like guns

CT: well fuck!

F: gotta give em that

CT: I like guns!

F: theyre alright with dope too

CT: haha they’re all right with everything the government hates
basically
CT: if you made breathing air something the government was pro choice on
CT: they’d be all like … “oh fuck no we don’t need to breath air! just because big fucking brother tells us too means it’s the worst thing possible for us!”
CT: the libertarian parties slogan should be: “We are the group of adults who never outgrew our teenage angst. Let’s smoke dope together and hate everything that stands for authority and law in the world maaaan.”
CT: and then Christine ODonnell would come out dressed in leaves and dirt playing a pagan tune on her recorder flute…
CT: and would caste spells of power on all of us

CT: you know the more i think about it – the Libertarians are starting to sound a lot like the Scientologists