So if you missed the prank call of Wisconsin Gov. Walker’s office like I did till just now, then you’re in for an interesting listen. I also suspect Walker had a clue he wasn’t really talking to Koch somewhere towards the beginning because he was sticking more to talking points than an actual flowing conversation. Or maybe partisans really are thoughtlessly talking automatons.
Anyway, talking points aside I’ve learned more about mental retardation in the last 20 minutes then I ever cared to know in a life time. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I love to hate on Democrats as much as the next guy but professional Republicans really are a special breed.
There are soooo many things about this conversation that make me cringe. Mainly the fact that apparently these people are really THAT out of touch. I just figured they were all really good overpaid actors trucked in from Sherman Oaks, Beverly Hills and Bel Air. So other than what I mentioned above, I learned:
1. Walker and “his people” actually perceive people who make money to have more open minds than oh say… the ones who don’t make money? I didn’t know being rich made you more open to the world!!! When did that memo come out?!
2. Walker believes people who have the time to get out and protest are the very “unionized” kind of pricks who should get pink slips for skipping work to protest. Apparently all protesters are work ditching badies because clearly if you’re out protesting, then you’re not working. I’m wondering what his stance is on draft dodging ? I digress – no one should be allowed to not be working if all they’re going to do is spend their free time protesting! Protest? Utter non-sense. Fire those wage slave shills!
3. EVERYONE IS EQUAL!!!! You know? It’s logical to feel excusably justified in making everyone suffer equally. Just not the other way around, of course. If “Sally bus driver” is having hard times because of the original Republican/Libertarian fair economy crushing policies – then no one else should be doing well. OBVIOUSLY! So fuck you people who aren’t as affected by the last 10-years of the Fed in bed with Goldman Sachs/Enron! Right? I mean are you with me on this people!? Who do these average working assholes think they are?! Doing moderately better than the rest of us poor saps…. grumble, grumble, grumble … and so on.
4. Apparently Republicans refer to each other as “One of us.” Almost like it’s some really serious club for hair loss or impotency.
5. Air traffic control were bothersome symbols of communism. Air traffic safety and clean water. I mean really WTF is that other than a huge waste of money (over human life.)
6. Politicians really do hire fake protesters and agitators! I suspected that but it is now confirmed.
7. They really are in bed with big money jizz-buckets like Koch. Next time I’m calling Obama claiming to be Oprah. We’ll see how far I get.
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8. They’re more right/correct than anyone else. Because they say so. I guess I knew that one.
Anyway – Give the calls a listen yourself. It’s beautiful, beautiful….
Oh I’m sorry Bo(eh)ner … go ahead and finish your thought….
You were saying that the rich a-holes who lied to us about WMD, who are leading another less publicized Vietnam in Afghanistan, who collapsed fair standards in media to squash dissent, the people who sent all the jobs overseas & keep their billions in Swiss Bank Accounts & got us into the Goldman Sachs mimicking Enron sort of economic slaughter deserve a tax break?
By all means …
Seriously wtf Ohio … Baby Boomers? Howdy Doody is dead and no one cares.
CT: ugh CT: all gov candidates here suck CT: not any better than illinois i am sure CT: fucking three batshit crazy libertarians CT: one GOP zobie whore CT: and one “Democrat” CT: zombie*
F: go with the nutjobs
CT: they’re ALL nuts
F: no i mean the really crazy teabagger types
CT: haha ill go with the no women’s rights – no gay’s rights – no poverty rights – no health care – no budget for public education CT: no nothing
F: i think of it like electing a crackhead F: it should be amusing
CT: somewhere down the line someone forgot to explain to these assholes what Democracy is … CT: fair rights for all CT: nope CT: they don’t get it AT ALL
F: i think if they get elected they will do something completely ridiculous F: or say a bunch of stupid shit F: thus discrediting themselves, their party, their party’s platform etc etc F: it will also make life hell for the regular bureaucrats F: right now they have it easy F: they can just be anti-everything F: and rabblerouse F: but if they get elected and actually have to do anything F: comedy gold!
CT: >_<
F: theyre more powerful on the outside i think F: they can protest and hoot and holler
CT: they’re bat-shit crazy – like Kim Jong Iil – is what they are
CT: i love how this makes sense CT: somehow in their brain CT: Eliminate
b) Education (K-12) CT: lol CT: fer real! CT: this shit is like CT: blows my damn mind F: they dont need no fancy book-learnin
CT: Eliminate
h) Welfare CT: yep CT: it’s easy to forget what subgroup of humans you’ve spent 400 years ass raping and forcing poverty down their throats CT: only like what… 30 or so years after the fact CT: no sense of social responsibility at all CT: let me drive the proverbial car of society into a wall drunk and kill a shit ton of people in the process get out and walk home without thinking about it ever again CT: libertarians are retarded
F: they like guns
CT: well fuck!
F: gotta give em that
CT: I like guns!
F: theyre alright with dope too
CT: haha they’re all right with everything the government hates
basically CT: if you made breathing air something the government was pro choice on CT: they’d be all like … “oh fuck no we don’t need to breath air! just because big fucking brother tells us too means it’s the worst thing possible for us!” CT: the libertarian parties slogan should be: “We are the group of adults who never outgrew our teenage angst. Let’s smoke dope together and hate everything that stands for authority and law in the world maaaan.” CT: and then Christine ODonnell would come out dressed in leaves and dirt playing a pagan tune on her recorder flute… CT: and would caste spells of power on all of us
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CT: you know the more i think about it – the Libertarians are starting to sound a lot like the Scientologists
