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NATO + Reuters = LIES

September 29, 2011 in FYI, Shit List, WTF?! | No comments

Today a friend of mine put two links up on their Facebook page along with a quick post indicating some sort of outrage – and here’s exactly why …

And you can follow the links, for the time being, as of this post to see for yourself:

http://in.reuters.com/article/2011/09/28/idINIndia-59597320110928

http://www.politika.rs/rubrike/tema-dana/Protest-Srba-na-barikadi-u-Zupcu.sr.html

My Thoughts:
I love how in the Reuters planted NATO story, NATO gets to say “Oh yea, they were violent first.”

Reading that I still thought – “Uh yea right NATO – who are you trying to convince? I am so sure the protestors threw the first stone. “”Poor defenseless NATO”" … NATO peacekeepers MY ASS.”

And what do you know?

I click on the second link and my suspicions … confirmed.

Not that I can read cyrillic languages but the photo cropping lie tells the whole story. Does it not?

Clearly yellow journalism is afoot … OR is this Reuters’s quiet cry for help? As in “Help the world ruling class is twisting our arm to lie to you – please take notice by putting the pieces together.”

Not entirely sure. I’m leaning more towards the former but I do take into consideration that this centuries cold war is in misinformation. Anyway – I’m also sending this on over to Reuters and my own representative and demanding no more yellow journalism. No more capitalizing on information. Etc …

I suggest you do the same – and if not, at least share the fuck out of this posting. Mmk?
We’ve got to work together and let these asshats know we’re not going to be coddled and lied too.

For your quick emailing reference I put together a short Reuters Company Directory together – since they like to hide their contact info and make it hard for the public to obtain. Have fun kids!

1. Adam Kupperman – Adam.Kupperman@thomsonreuters.com
 On external directories he is listed as the Vice President. On Reuters’ own site he is listed as: “Senior director of Enterprise Sales for the Tax & Accounting business of Thomson Reuters and oversees Sales and Business Development for the Enterprise market.” Whatever the fuck that means. Just email this suit.

2. Ann Miller – ann.miller@thomsonreuters.com
 Public Relations (as listed on Reuters hidden site links)

3. Mary Milliken – mary.milliken@thomsonreuters.com
 West Coast Bureau Chief (as listed on Reuters hidden site links)

4. Amran Abocar – amran.abocar@thomsonreuters.com
 Listed on external sites as a “Deputy Editor.” Listed on Reuters’ hidden links as a “journalist.”

5. Nick Wright – nick.wright@thomsonreuters.com
 Online Editor/Reporter

6. David Schlesinger – David.Schlesinger@thomsonreuters.com
 Editor-in-Chief of Reuters News

7. Kevin Krolicki – kevin.krolicki@thomsonreuters.com
 Detroit Bureau Chief (Email him anyway. Reuters intentionally hides it’s contact info – it was a bitch to come up with this list with Kevin on it. He needs to see what his company is up to anyway.)

8. Jeff Mason – jeff.mason@thomsonreuters.com
 Political Reporter / White House Correspondent

9. Sandrine Bradley – sandrine.bradley@thomsonreuters.com
 Editor

10. Warren Wilkie – warren.wilkie@thomsonreuters.com
 News Editor

11. Joanna Glasner – joanna.glasner@thomsonreuters.com
 Senior Editor

And last but not least – email your representative:

https://writerep.house.gov/writerep/welcome.shtml

Or if you’re not in the U.S., then write your Political Ministry etc … (there really should be a centralized site for that too … I have a lot of info on international ministries – maybe I’ll get around to writing up a post on it.)

Lulz: Big Titties USA Turned My Night Upside-down

February 25, 2011 in WTF?!, luLz | No comments

Breaking News in Lulz!!!!

Before I send this over to www.damnyouautocorrect.com I wanted to post it here first. This shit had me laughing out loud for a good 30-minutes. Almost non-stop.

And let me just say a few things:

1. I have never typed anything about “titties,” “tatas,” “boobs,” or anything that great in my phone ever before and -
2. I’m late to the party in that I just learned there is apparently a whole big world of “Sexting” I’m missing out on and -
3. I had just met a couple of cool chicks at the bar downstairs and was texting them “Have a good NIGHT” so we had each other’s numbers …

And this is what happened:

Yea.

Exactly.

It’s an Android.

Me too.

And that’s about it. The future is amusing some times.

The “Koch Whore” Deals You Some WTF’ery – Walker Style

February 24, 2011 in Politico Opinion, WTF?!, luLz | 2 comments

So if you missed the prank call of Wisconsin Gov. Walker’s office like I did till just now, then you’re in for an interesting listen. I also suspect Walker had a clue he wasn’t really talking to Koch somewhere towards the beginning because he was sticking more to talking points than an actual flowing conversation. Or maybe partisans really are thoughtlessly talking automatons.

Anyway, talking points aside I’ve learned more about mental retardation in the last 20 minutes then I ever cared to know in a life time. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I love to hate on Democrats as much as the next guy but professional Republicans really are a special breed.

There are soooo many things about this conversation that make me cringe. Mainly the fact that apparently these people are really THAT out of touch. I just figured they were all really good overpaid actors trucked in from Sherman Oaks, Beverly Hills and Bel Air. So other than what I mentioned above, I learned:

1. Walker and “his people” actually perceive people who make money to have more open minds than oh say… the ones who don’t make money? I didn’t know being rich made you more open to the world!!! When did that memo come out?!

2. Walker believes people who have the time to get out and protest are the very “unionized” kind of pricks who should get pink slips for skipping work to protest. Apparently all protesters are work ditching badies because clearly if you’re out protesting, then you’re not working. I’m wondering what his stance is on draft dodging ? I digress – no one should be allowed to not be working if all they’re going to do is spend their free time protesting! Protest? Utter non-sense. Fire those wage slave shills!

3. EVERYONE IS EQUAL!!!! You know? It’s logical to feel excusably justified in making everyone suffer equally. Just not the other way around, of course. If “Sally bus driver” is having hard times because of the original Republican/Libertarian fair economy crushing policies – then no one else should be doing well. OBVIOUSLY! So fuck you people who aren’t as affected by the last 10-years of the Fed in bed with Goldman Sachs/Enron! Right? I mean are you with me on this people!? Who do these average working assholes think they are?! Doing moderately better than the rest of us poor saps…. grumble, grumble, grumble … and so on.

4. Apparently Republicans refer to each other as “One of us.” Almost like it’s some really serious club for hair loss or impotency.

5. Air traffic control were bothersome symbols of communism. Air traffic safety and clean water. I mean really WTF is that other than a huge waste of money (over human life.)

6. Politicians really do hire fake protesters and agitators! I suspected that but it is now confirmed.

7. They really are in bed with big money jizz-buckets like Koch. Next time I’m calling Obama claiming to be Oprah. We’ll see how far I get.

and

8. They’re more right/correct than anyone else. Because they say so. I guess I knew that one.

Anyway – Give the calls a listen yourself. It’s beautiful, beautiful….

Molesting Boss wants to stay in touch on Linked In

December 7, 2010 in Domestic Violence, Shit List, WTF?! | No comments

OMFG!!! Just when you think people couldn’t be more fucking stupid and disconnected from reality it totally gets worse.
I got this in my Linked In inbox today.

INBOX: Calin Paunescu via LinkedIn    (7K) Calin Paunescu wants to stay in touch on LinkedIn

This was a boss of mine in 2004 whom I reported to Illinois Dept. of Human Rights as he tried to force me to grope him and make out with him while we were out on a business call.

1. Yes THIS is what women deal with in the work force every fucking day in the 21st century.
2. WTF is wrong with this asshole?

High Rise Spiders

March 20, 2010 in WTF?! | No comments

Backdated May 30th, 2009:

For anyone whose ever wondered how giant spiders make it to the top of all Chicago’s buildings and, what type of nasty bastards they are… I have three so far this season and will be “brooming” the hell out of their webs.