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P: well i found some really nice luggage
P: but its $$$
P: =/

CT: just go to target and get cheap shit
CT: thats what i did
CT: ;)

P: yea the bag i’m looking at is $180 on Amazon, marked down from $400

CT: damn even $180 is a chunk of change
CT: i mean
CT: it’s going to die as fast as any other luggage

P: in theory it won’t
P: travelpro is what crews use
P: almost exclusively
P: it’s supposed to be very durable
P: and well made

CT: well then
CT: if my cheap bag lasted 7 to 8 years
CT: in theory
CT: youll never have to buy another piece of luggage

P: hehe
P: yea
P: it’s at Macy’s for $400 so I guess I’ll go look at it tomorrow

CT: you’re not going to buy it for $400?!

P: no no
P: i’ll go look at it at macy’s
P: and if i want it, buy it on amzn

CT: i think i would have to sit on your feet
CT: u r forbidden to spend that kind of cash
CT: on luggage

P: this is what married life will be like
P: =P

CT: =)
CT: “ohhh nooo!!!”
CT: “tam’s making me save money”
CT: “ahhhhh!”
CT: but $400 is like wtf stab my face since you can get 8 years out of $30 target shit

P: yeah
P: $400 would still be a bargain for really high end luggage like tumi
P: it all retails for $600+
P: i looked at some of it at nordstrom rack
P: its nice stuff
P: but not $600 nice

CT: …
CT: who ever pays that kind of money for luggage is begging to have someone push them into a brick wall
CT: i would beat someone’s ass
CT: you know there are starving children in the u.s. right?
CT: you just spent $600 on a fucking bag
CT: while people are starving
CT: therefore you get my boot up your ass

P: hehe
P: its supposed to be very high quality and well made, but i dont know

CT: $600 = high quality? high quality at that price better mean when i ask for a martini and a scone that bag better grow some fucking legs and get to mixing and serving me as well as carry my clothes

P: hehe

CT: fer illz

Baby Boomer Boners

Oh I’m sorry Bo(eh)ner … go ahead and finish your thought….

You were saying that the rich a-holes who lied to us about WMD, who are leading another less publicized Vietnam in Afghanistan, who collapsed fair standards in media to squash dissent, the people who sent all the jobs overseas & keep their billions in Swiss Bank Accounts & got us into the Goldman Sachs mimicking Enron sort of economic slaughter deserve a tax break?

By all means …

Seriously wtf Ohio … Baby Boomers? Howdy Doody is dead and no one cares.

It’s just the bee’s knees having the “white male with a 50’s sense of Manifest Destiny” mentality isn’t it?

“History books teach that Indians were murderers — is it murder to fight in self-defense? Indians killed white men because white men took their lands, ruined their hunting grounds, burned their forests, destroyed their buffalo. White men penned our people on reservations, then took away the reservations. White men who rise to protect their property are called patriots — Indians who do the same are called murderers.”