Epilogue: Before you read this old diary entry please realize what an idiot I am for even getting myself into this situation over f’ing bags. I was clearly immature materialist. I am not the same person, a decade later. And while … read more
Gong Gong 13. Something’s heart or kidney on a stick Dried Squid 14. Chili Crab Prawn Fritters 15. Honey Dew Juice Peanut Ice Ka-Chan 16. Nasi Lemak Chendol … read more
1. Homes in Aruba don’t have hot water – the weather here is so favorable that it’s unnecessary… 2. There is a constant trade wind that blows over the island – **Rarely** there’s a day, much less half a day, without both breezes and … read more
Food, Health, and GMOs By: Whiskey Tango In the order to provide faster and cheaper food, executive decision makers at major food companies are sampling science, but they don’t want anyone to know. On any day in a grocery store, … read more
Metro Minutes Reader: Dave Chappelle By: Tam, 2005 FANS WHO ARE WAITING FOR THE INDEFINITE RETURN OF THE CHAPPELLE SHOW ARE WONDERING IF THE COMEDIAN HAS CHECKED HIMSELF INTO A MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY. ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY REPORTS THAT, INFACT, HE HAS. … read more
Metro Minutes Reader: College Update By: Tam, 2005 ACCORDING TO STUDENT EMPLOYEES AT THE UNDERGROUND CAFÉ, AS OF MAY 26TH HUNGRY CUSTOMERS WILL HAVE TO GO ELSEWHERE FOR A PARFAIT. COLUMBIA’S FOOD SERVICE PROVIDER, VENDING CONSULTANTS, IS PACKING UP AND … read more
Metro Minutes Reader: Social Security and Venezuela By: Tam, 2005 Reader 1 THE REPUBLICAN CAMPAIGN FOR SOCIAL SECURITY CONTINUES TO TAKE SHAPE AS NEBRASKA SENATOR CHUCK HAGEL SUGGESTS A RISE IN THE RETIREMENT AGE TO 68. SENATOR HAGEL SAYS … read more
Metro Minutes Broadcast News Reader: Toxins in Health & Beauty Products By: Tam, 2005 A POTENTIAL HEALTH ISSUE THAT’S AN EVERYDAY THREAT CAN BE CHANGED … IF YOU JUST PAY CLOSER ATTENTION … METHO-CHLORAL SOMETHING, COCA-MIDE M-E-A, AND DI-METHI-CONE … DO … read more
IT AIN’T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY… EATS? Study On Diets and How They Coincide with Human Development By: Tam, 2005 An order of French fries, onion rings, one cheese-coated hamburger, a chili coated hot dog and two soft drinks, … read more
Handling Panhandlers in the Chicago Loop By: Whiskey Tango, 2004 According to city officials, there is no study to prove the Loop may have more panhandlers than any other location in Chicago. But Corey Pittman, 32, a manager at the … read more